Worried your child isn’t turning out to be the superstar you had planned for him to be? Recently scored "yes" on the "Is My Kid An Asshole" quiz? Fear not. Success is all in the eye of the beholder. There’s a silver lining in every cloud, an Elmo in every Oscar, and room for vodka … Continue reading SPIN


They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Well, then. Check me into the asylum friends, because um, I think this might be my parenting life, like, all of it. These are things that were actually uttered in my house this morning: "You are … Continue reading TALK (DIRTY) TO ME


I'm not afraid.  “What would you do if you knew you could not fail?” I asked my classes that question this week during my lectures. Answers, not surprisingly, varied in egocentricity and depth. Some students wanted to marry celebrities, others to become rappers (to which I wished them the best of luck, really), but as … Continue reading NOT AFRAID


“What’s next Mom?” “Where are we going now?” “Who are we going to see?” “What are we going to do noooooowwwwww?” Sigh. These hourly interrogations, although exhausting, also make me a little bit proud.  My children are learning that life with their mom is a life on the go and full of adventure (high five … Continue reading READY OR NOT


“Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. Just keep swimming. . .” Remember that? Best advice the world ever got from a Blue Tang. Thanks Dory. Yes, it’s that kind of day. Pixar film, advice from fictional (and forgetful) fish kind of day. Don’t be a hater; I get my inspiration from all kinds of sources, CTFD … Continue reading I’VE GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING


So. . . this just happened. I fell asleep in yoga yesterday. Three times. Three. During three different poses across about ten minutes. Not kind of asleep. Not dozing. ASLEEP. Hmmm. Universe dropping a little lesson on me, perhaps? Maybe. Potentially. Couldn’t possibly have anything to do with the fact that I actually pulled an … Continue reading SLOW RIDE