So, my calendar told me it’s December. And you know what people do in December? They write Holiday letters to people to tell them about all the things they did that year that they already shared on social media. And then they pay to mail the cards to people, with a sweet family photo, like this one:
Doesn’t my hair look great? I mean, uh, aren’t we the cutest?
But you know, it’s not my style to give you the curated version of our lives, because: 1) nobody likes a fibber, b) people need more authenticity in their newsfeeds and their lives and iii) our day to day is much, much more entertaining than any story I could actually make up.
So, without shame or restraint, I offer:
MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS: EPISODE THREE.
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