YOU CAN DO IT (PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT)

It’s that time of year again.  That whole “new year, new me” bullshit. Suddenly the gyms are full, yoga pants are legit again (as in, they are actually getting worn to a yoga class and not a coffee shop), organic produce deliveries are on the rise while the deep fryers of late night diners coincidentally … Continue reading YOU CAN DO IT (PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT)

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JUST BREATHE

On a scale of Grinch to Jesus, just how stressed are you about the big event? Hyperventilating yet? I'm not. Why? Because it's CTFD Christmas baby, and I'm not riding that train this year (or ever again, actually. I retired. No longer eligible for visits to Santa's Insane Asylum. Bummer.). Not sure if you qualify … Continue reading JUST BREATHE

PARKING LOT PARTY (Life.Happens.)

Stop. Right now. Before you go read any further, wherever you are, regardless of what you’ve got going on, do one of the following: a) high five yourself (or a neighbor)b) have a ten second dance party, arms in the air (cuz' the ceiling can’t hold you . . .) or,c)slow clap, nice and loud, … Continue reading PARKING LOT PARTY (Life.Happens.)

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

Tis the season. Yep. Uh huh. Sure is. THE season. The season of. . . what, exactly? To many, it’s the season of miles, points and Benjamins, all provided in abundance courtesy of guilt trip airlines, passive aggressive combat at the dinner table, and mastercard (December’s BFF- it’s everywhere you want to be). How. . … Continue reading ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

HOW TO KEEP F#CKING UP: THE TEN STEP PLAN

Things You Do That Make Your Life More Difficult 1. Blame Darwin Deny that evolution is happening all day, every day, like it or not (see definition- “things change over time” here). Refuse to change, resist anything new, continue doing what you ALWAYS do, because you’ve ALWAYS done it that way and you LIKE IT … Continue reading HOW TO KEEP F#CKING UP: THE TEN STEP PLAN

Ten Ways to Make Your Own Damn Sunshine

BOOM! This got traded up to the big leagues. Read it here: http://www.elephantjournal.com/2014/08/ten-ways-to-make-your-own-damn-sunshine/

DON’T MESS WITH KARMA

“Dude. Totes. Whatev’s. OMG” (prounounced “ohemgee,” btw. . . ). Yep. These are words that have just landed in the vocabulary of my eight year old daughter. Holy. Shit. Now this girl has had some serious sass from day one, she’s my kid after all, poor thing can’t hardly help it. Nature and nurture are both … Continue reading DON’T MESS WITH KARMA